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me and carol/curl/carl/GOD...Wednesday, March 05, 2003
mjrcontradiction: dum dum dum... it's.... its ... carl!
NcGringa140: WAHOOOOOO
mjrcontradiction: do a little dance
mjrcontradiction: break it down
NcGringa140: *does a lil wiggle on chester*
NcGringa140: chester is my rolly puter seat by the way
mjrcontradiction: must you name everything?
NcGringa140: uh..no...geez
mjrcontradiction: liar
mjrcontradiction: you named ur bouncy balls
NcGringa140: just my tv-Lou; my chair-chester; my big stereo- lil stevie; my lil stereo- portable fred; my bed- Lulu; the bed in here-Sue; my puter-Ema and my hall way - bruno
NcGringa140: yes..i named my hall
mjrcontradiction: i'd like to meet the hall
NcGringa140: oh he's nice...very open with people
NcGringa140: har har
NcGringa140: oh and my car's name is chibby
NcGringa140: shibby*
mjrcontradiction: sweetness
NcGringa140: i mamed my mom a bunch of things too
NcGringa140: named* haha
mjrcontradiction: no maming the momma
NcGringa140: me so tired *yawn*
mjrcontradiction: sleep
NcGringa140: and bye to you too
NcGringa140: lata hata
posted by Barbie 8:32 PM
Sunday, March 02, 2003
Aggressive, in control and focused.
You don’t take shit from no man and no man would dare give it.No matter how much money he has, no matter how big his arms are...he don’t get no poon-tang until you say so.
Not only are you driving the bus, you fucking own it. You built it.And no one gets on unless you choose to accept his ticket.Or her ticket, whatever. As previously noted, you are driving.
posted by Barbie 8:09 PM
Saturday, March 01, 2003
WHAT IS YOUR STATE OF LIFE?
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You like your relationship to have a balance of the
physical and the emotional. You like to connect
but you like also like to occasionally have fun
without worrying about feelings.
**~~**What Kind of Sexy Are You?**~~**
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posted by Barbie 12:52 AM
You Are A Romantic Kisser!
About Your Kissing Style:
You'll only kiss if the mood is right and if you think you are falling in love.Some may say you're old fashioned, but when you kiss, you see stars!One kiss from you, and anyone will be hooked forever.You're no prude, but if you're going to get sexual, it needs to mean something.You prefer to take things slow, because it only makes them better in the long run.You're much more likely to find yourself engaged than in some stranger's bed.
Your Personal Kissing Matches and Mismatches:
You and another Romantic Kisser is just pure bliss. You both enjoy the finer aspects of seduction and have the preference of taking things slow. It's practially love at first site.You'll also find yourself attracted to Juicy Kissers. The way a Juicy Kisser locks eyes with you and draws you in is almost cosmic...
Manic Kissers are to be avoided at all costs. These kissers love to kiss everyone and can never commit to one person. Next! Carnal Kissers aren't your style either. They'll push you for sex way too soon... and get very upset when they don't get their way.
posted by Barbie 7:29 PM
Your Sex Sign is Scorpio!
If you've done it, you've aced it.You're a total sex master... up for almost anything, anytime.You're great at talking dirty and getting down! The catch: you never share.One look at your body, and you're lover will know that you're worth it Scorpio, you are an erotic dynamo! You are a sexual expert, devestatingly attractive - with a pervert's vocabulary. Pair that with your hot, lusty body that just doesn't quit... Above all you need a lover with a high sex drive.You have such a fantastic sexual energy - you can consume a lover with your intensity.You love kinky sex.You love to be the dominant partner in the bedroom, and you adore sex toys of all kinds.Your favorite turn-on is watching porno movies.You are very physical and sexual in public.You will instantly stake out your claim on anyone you consider yours. You are very jealous and possessive - and can usually annihilate any competition. Your personality is stormy and explosive. You love to pick fights in hopes of having steamy make-up sex!
posted by Barbie 7:17 PM
Friday, February 28, 2003
You Have a Round Ass
All the guys think that you're a cutie.That's thanks to your ghetto booty.You've got a ass that looks like it's black.
And color doesn't matter, because baby got back.
posted by Barbie 7:10 PM
Let's say you're the lookout on the Titanic. How do things end up?
> Okay, okay, I dropped my contact lens. Nobody move!
> Iceberg a few miles ahead! Hard to starboard and we'll still have time for shuffleboard.
> OH MY GOD!!! ICEB-- Uh, hey, guys, I'm just gonna go chill in one of the lifeboats, just to have some personal time. Cool? Peace.
posted by Barbie 7:13 PM
