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posted by Barbie 8:42 PM
"Do I stress you out? My sweater is on backwards and inside out and you sa-a-ay how appropriate"- alanis morissette
posted by Barbie 8:36 PM
~8~Comp lab junky quotes~8~Thursday, February 06, 2003
jessamyn - "They said 'ma'am you suffer from attention defecit disorder' FUCK THAT! If I had to pay attention to you assholes all day I'd keel over and die!"
lizzie - " *lick*"
veronica - " is antony online?"
linzi - "me, tawana and ashley... me, tawana, and ashley..."
carol - "ass gas or grass.. nobody rides for free"
jamie - " if water was vodka then i'd be a duck. i'd swim in my bathtub and never come up. but water's not vodka and i'm not a duck. so pour the good shit and lets get fucked up "
hanna - " * mumble, mumble* "
emily - " let's play the silent game"
anna - "homework does not take precedent over elijahfan.com"
arlane - "bitchass"
pia - "Wenn Wasser Vodka waere, dann waere ich eine Ente. Ich wuedre in meiner Badewanne schwimmen und nie hoch kommen. Aber Wasser ist nicht Vodka und ich bin keine Ente, also lass mich allein und halt die Klappe"
knowlton - " everybody shut up i'm a senior and i will eat you"
michelle c. - " oh shit calvine's coming!!!"
me - " i'm a rumor spread me "
posted by Barbie 8:23 PM
Tuesday, February 04, 2003
I'M 40 PROOF. HOW DRUNK ARE YOU?
I'm currently writing a paper about my summer reading book which is due to tomorrow. so naturally i just started. i think i'mgonna cry now!
posted by Barbie 7:56 PM
"You shall know the truth and the truth shall make you mad." - anonMonday, February 03, 2003
i love this quote because it so fucking true. i mean when you don't something you don't think about it and thus it can't hurt you. then for some dumb reason your parents force you to go to school. at school you learn about the world and how horrible the people in it are to each other and bliss is lost to you forever. you will never be completely happy again because your innocence and naivete has been ripped from you by those monsters that disguise themselves as teachers.
posted by Barbie 4:38 PM
today was a very confusing day. first of all the forgot all about fabulous february, yet another of salem's many traditions, so i didn't dress up and i didnt get any points. then i find out the my school is giving my the holly treatment ( if you really wanna know email me and ask me @ babytressie2@yahoo.com) anyway they're forcing me to spend my friday night cleaning my room and doing laundry. if i wanted to forced to do this shit i would still be living and home damn it. i guess they think my seemingly disorganized room has something to do with me constantly being late to english class but it really doesn't. i just wish they would back the fuck off because this is really helping me focus. it's just adding to my stress. i really need to take a break from salem or i am going to snap at one of my teachers and it wont be pretty.
anyway, just when i was having one of the worst days possible, anthony calls me and makes it all better. we talked about random shit for along time. then in the midst of us kidding around he asked me for the third or forth time to be his girlfriend. i finally decided to say yes. so i now officially -- i guess -- have a boyfriend. the only bad thing is that now when i think about it i realize that maybe he's not a very match for me. i mean i'm a really intelectual person and i like to have intelectual conversations with people. with anthony i always feel like he doesn't understand anything i'm talking about and that could present a problem. i dont want to be his babysitter. i really wanna be on the same level.
damn me and my brain always ruining my happiness!
posted by Barbie 9:37 PM
7. The Cool and Tough Way to Smoke PotSunday, February 02, 2003
We've already established that it is definitely cool and tough
to smoke marijuana. However, there is a method of doing this that will
make you all the more cool and tough. Cool and tough people always say
they smoke really good pot, whether its all that good or not. This good
pot is most commonly referred to as Nugs, Dank, KB, Dodja, or Nadge.
Also, cool and tough people spend a great deal of money on different
forms of paraphernalia such as glass pipes, one-hitters, and bongs.
Refer to these materials lovingly as your piece. Only smoke pot with
other cool and tough people. Have arguments and debates over who smokes
the most pot. Also, always offer it to girls, no matter how straight
they look. They may want to smoke, you never know. Secretly, they want
to be cool and tough, too. They just don't like to admit it.
HOW TO BE COOL AND TOUGH - A FRAT BOY'S GUIDE TO LIFE
posted by Barbie 9:13 PM
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ok i'm done ^-~
so he called and we talked and he has such a sexy voice... oh my goodness. * reminds herself to breathe* i really dont care if he isn't that cute because looks aren't that important. in fact i prefer brains and personality over looks. anyway he talked for a little while about random shit and he said he might come visit me this weekend.* insert happy dance here* we would have talked for longer but monique was expecting an oversees call and i had to get off the phone. (note to self and parents: this is yet another reason why i should have a cell phone damn it)
posted by Barbie 8:24 PM
I'm Solo, the drink that is light on fizz so you can slam it down fast. A real thirst quencher.
posted by Barbie 4:21 PM
I am a Sports Illustrated Chick - I could grace the cover, but I want to read what's been happenin'!
thats such a lie i hate sports
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